Monday, 29 September 2008

iTunes' License Agreement

Have you ever been bothered to find out what is at the end of the iTunes license agreement? This is a direct quote with no editing what so ever.

"Without limiting the foregoing, under no circumstances shall 3Com be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning."

Thats a whole load of crap that is just rediculous or so random that Apple has propably been sued over it.

"Oh I sued apple because it broke my air conditioning!"


Honestly that's the only reason I can think of that would make even the slightest sense. Then what's the deal with all these acts of God? And you can't even prove God exists in the first place.

We need more people like Bill Bailey.

Then we have storms, fires floods, riots and civil disturbances. It's funny how America is so fussy with everything and its too easy to sue people. Someone even sued Red Bull because it didn't give you wings. You can look that story up yourself. I'm sure there are many more license agreements like this, so this was just an example.

Also offtopic. My blog now has a new URL. www.jonttusblog.tk Quick and easy.

7 comments:

The Narrator said...

Heheh.

Good post though.

The Narrator said...

"God exists because I exist. I am God. Prove me wrong."

You bear no resemblance to Zeus.

Johannes said...

I just happened to have spare time and I read the last bit. It was worth it.

And sori mutta ei, Olli. You are not God.

Cheesemeister said...

Hahahahaa, you spelled Klaus Flaming wrong!!!

Johannes said...

I read that as Klaus Flemming. As in Alexander Flemming

The Narrator said...

"Hahahahaa, you spelled Klaus Flaming wrong!!!"

Only at TRK will such an insignificant mistake be blown into spectacular proportions and remembered for ever. Especially since it was Olli.

The Narrator said...

Shit, I just mispelled forever.

*takes cover*